Pig in the Rice Krispies

Can you believe I actually had to utter these words: “Don’t put your pig in the Rice Krispies!”  The second that came out of my mouth, I had to laugh.  Sometimes we find ourselves saying some really ridiculous things to our children.  What are some of your famously odd expressions?

Some other gems I’ve collected, either from my own lips or from my friends:

“Toast is not a hat!”

“Please don’t lick the wall.”

“Bacon doesn’t go in your ears!”

“Don’t put your penis in a book!”

“Hmmm…I don’t think Barney has a penis.”

“Don’t put cheese in your diaper!”

4 Responses to “Pig in the Rice Krispies”

  1. Diedra September 7, 2010 at 1:15 pm #

    Dinosaurs don’t go in your diaper!

  2. Lisa Martin October 21, 2010 at 7:50 pm #

    Chip to Mom after asking to swap his sword for an axe at Medieval Times:

    “Why, honey?” I ask.

    “Because the sword doesn’t inspire me.”


  3. Pam June 9, 2011 at 8:43 pm #

    Do not put your toothbrush on your penis!

  4. Lori August 15, 2011 at 5:46 pm #

    This is more of a funny thing my daughter said than something I said to her: We were walking out of the post office today and my 6 year old pointed to a Mercedes with the stand up symbol on the hood. She said, “Look mommy, that car has a peace sign right on it! Don’t you want a car like that?” “Yes, honey. I certainly would like a car like that!”

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